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Archive | February, 2007

Wacky: Marry An Ugly Millionaire

You’re young, attractive, and penniless. They’re old, ugly and loaded. It’s a marriage made in heaven. A spoof, but an eminently sensible idea nonetheless.

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Weird'n'Wacky Read 347 times. 1 Comment

Good News!

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.
“I’ve got good news and bad news,” the owner replied. “The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, [...]

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Jokes & Humour Read 305 times. Comments Off

USB SnoopStick

SnoopStick is a USB flash drive type device that allows you to monitor what your kids, employees, or anyone using your computer is doing while on the Internet. And, you can monitor them live, in real time, from anywhere in the world.
Simply plug the SnoopStick into the computer you want to monitor. Then run the [...]

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USB Gizmos Read 362 times. Comments Off

Lego Toilet Paper Folder & Dispenser

This is a project that two friends built for the college UC Berkeley. Its made of lego mindstorms, scissors, and some scrap metal. Not only does it fold your paper for you, it also cuts it. It would be the perfect accessory for a fancy, high-tech, Japanese bathroom! This video shows two test runs; the [...]

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Bits'n'Boredom Read 328 times. Comments Off

Rules For Work!

Print this out and hang it over your workstation: I dare you!
1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing.
2. If it’s really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire about how it’s [...]

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Jokes & Humour Read 331 times. Comments Off

Blowfly Alarm Clock – Yes We Can All Do With One Of These!

I hate getting up in the morning and have two alarm clocks to wake me up, if your like me maybe this will help the Blowfly Alarm Clock has a propeller on top and when the alarm sounds.
It kicks in until the top part of the clock spins a propeller and flies up above you [...]

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Misc Yokies Read 364 times. Comments Off

The Side Effects Of Alcohol

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle.
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.
2. Symptom: Warm and humid feet.
Cause: You pissed your pants.
Cure: Dry yourself at nearest restroom.
3. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You’re lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree [...]

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Jokes & Humour Read 471 times. 1 Comment
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