Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having breakfast at the White House. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like, and he replies, …”I’d like a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit…
“And what can I get for you, Mr. President?”
George W. looking up from his menu, replies with his trademark [...]
A 116 year old Ukrainian, who is one of the oldest living people, attributes his longevity to two things: celibacy and being stupid.
Hryhoriy Nestor, has never had a wife, and as a Christian has practised the philosophy of no sex before marriage.
“According to my Christian beliefs there is no sex before marriage, so I never [...]
The V1BLUEe from iSymphony claims to be the world’s first home stereo that is fully A2DP Bluetooth enabled. The slim and trendy system can be either wall mounted or placed on the table. It belts out 45 watts of sound power via 10 watts x 2 front facing speakers and 25-watt subwoofer built into [...]
Dorothy and Edna, two “senior” widows, are talking.
Dorothy: “That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date.? I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.”
Edna: “Well, I’ll tell you. He shows up at my apartment punctually [...]
The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission and Acer America today announced a voluntary program for the replacement of certain notebook computer lithium-ion batteries containing Sony-made cells. The following Acer notebook computer models sold in the United States and Canada may have battery packs affected by this replacement program: TravelMate Series Beginning with:242x, 320x, 321x, 330x, [...]
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