The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the barstool, pulled himself up painfully and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey. The Irishman looked down the bar and said, “Is that Jesus down there?” The bartender nodded, so the [...]
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that [...]
Liv’it, an italian design company have come up with a clever way of having a projector screen hidden in shelving. In a variety of finishes, the shelf projector screen is self rolling and shelf is 186cm in length, display is 4:3.
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The Quaduro Quadpad is Tablet PC featuring a some brill extras such as a car navigation system via a 3G PC Card. It uses Windows XP Home, and sports a 1GHz processor for running all the usual software. The 8.4″ Touch Screen LCD display and long battery life it has Bluetooth and WiFi capabilities enabling [...]
No joke! Catalina Spa’s are selling a 42 inch plasma screen television with pop up speakers embedded inside a 74 jet spa bath. With a dolphin remote control, it also includes an ozone gas generator and vibrating pillow and ozone gas generator. It even seats 5 people so you can have your neighbours round!
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An angel suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean of the college that, in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, he will be given his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.
“Done!” says the angel, and disappears in [...]
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants.
The iTit® will cost £499 or £599 depending on cup size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and [...]
