An angel suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean of the college that, in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, he will be given his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.
“Done!” says the angel, and disappears in [...]
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women’s breast implants.
The iTit® will cost £499 or £599 depending on cup size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and [...]
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Pre-order and launch sales for Halo 3 on Tuesday drove Microsoft’s Xbox 360 past competitors at retailer Amazon.com. The Xbox 360 Premium SKU ranked at No. 5 at Amazon’s Computer & Video Games division, an increase from a rank of No. 7 the week prior.
By comparison, Nintendo Co.’s Wii ranked at No. 7 and the [...]
The Micro-Camcorder claims to be the smallest real time, high definition digital camcorder made so far. Stick it into a pack of chewing gum and you’ve got the perfect way to record stuff for all sorts of honest, upstanding, legitimate uses. It provides 3gp resolution video footage at 15fps, all stored on [...]
On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher. The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers. The candy-store owner’s daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy. Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought up a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted [...]
