Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The firstman presses his forearm and the beeping stops.The others look at him curiosly.
“That’s my pager,” he says. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.”
A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man lifts his palm to [...]
It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolent mood as he questioned the prisoner. “What are you charged with?” he asked.
“Doing my Christmas shopping early,” replied the defendant.
“That’s no offense,” replied the judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”
“Before the store opened,” countered the prisoner.
The XS-DriveSmart 2300 portable photo storage device comes with a 60GB hard drive and a multi-format memory card reader.
You can transfer 1 GB of images in about 4 minutes and the rechargeable battery lasts 2 hours, and the LED readout lets you know how much hard disk space you’ve got left. Compact and Light [...]
Fans of The Simpsons cartoon movie will enjoy this one. Priced at UK£20, the door bell has a push-button with Homer’s face and the words ‘Ding Dong!’. Meanwhile, the receiver comes in the shape of Homer Simpson figure in his favorite lazy armchair.
Homer will say 5 unique phrases including “Answer the door, and put [...]
Just in case you don’t have the inconvenience of very small children to wake you up at 5am on Christmas morning here is something that is gauranteed to bolt you from your slumber! Instead of just beeping when it’s time to get up, the Rocket Launcher Alarm Clock offers up a vocal countdown every morning, [...]
Kenwood recently launched the Prodino, a small new digital amplifier. The mini audio system is compatible with SD, SDHC, miniSD, microSD, microSDHC cards (up to 32GB of memory), and supports MP3, WMA, and AAC audio files. The system has a USB port, and boasts a maximum output power of 10Watts x 2.
Weighs in at about [...]
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he [...]
Christmas has come early for the people of Ennis, Co Clare, in the form of 315 jobs, which will be created by Microsemi Corporation as part of an IDA Ireland-supported investment.
Microsemi designs and manufactures high-performance analog and mixed-signal integrated circuits (ICs) and discrete high-reliability (hi-rel) semiconductors.
These high-reliability chips are used in devices that need to [...]
