Two dwarfs go into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them to their separate hotel rooms.
The first dwarf, however, is unable to get an erection. His depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears his little friend shouting out cries [...]

 Don’t forget to set your clocks forward by one hour on Sunday 30th March 2008, officially the start of Irish Summer Time. We may be losing an hour but with extra daylight in the evenings and a long summer ahead, there’s plenty to look forward to after the clocks change. Lets hope the weather is [...]

Motorola is to split into two companies — one selling infrastructure and networking equipment, the other left to try and sell handsets against increasing competition. The split comes as no great surprise. Motorola has been seeking a buyer for its handset unit for months, and the company’s news has long been split between optimistic stories [...]

The Scene: The Pearly Gates to Heaven. St Peter is receptionist at the entrance. – A cat shows up.
St Peter says “I know you! You were a very nice cat on earth and didn’t cause any trouble, so I want to offer a gift to you of one special thing [...]

Three doctors were driving together to the hospital when they had an accident and all three died. They found themselves in front of the Pearly Gates, with St. Peter there shaking his head.
“Gentlemen, I’m afraid Heaven is full – we just don’t have room for you here,” said St. [...]