A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary.
The husband gave his wife a gift – a tombstone, with the inscription: “Here LIies My Wife – Cold As Ever.”
Later, the furious wife bought a return present – also a tombstone, on which the inscription read: “Here [...]
I don’t understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day [...]
Competition in the residential broadband market heated up on Monday with both UPC and Smart Telecom unveiling new packages with faster download speeds. Smart’s new 15Mbps package was the fastest of the offerings announced, with customers able to purchase the product for EUR70.36 a month including line rental. The broadband provider’s new range also includes [...]
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate of food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I [...]
This is a portable paper shredder by Ziszor. The compact size of the Ziszor handheld shredder is designed so it can be used anywhere for shredding documents when needed. Powered by four AA batteries, it has 28 blades within, and can handle 5 layers of paper at one time. It even comes with catcher bags [...]
Sharkoon have released an external power button for your PC called the PC Jump Start. It comes with a backlit on/off power button, 2 USB ports and microphone and headphone connections. Great for people like myself who have their PC base on the floor! The cable remote control “PC Jump Start” is placed simply onto [...]
A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can’t sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog’s testicles and he will stop snoring.
‘Yeah right!” she says.
A few minutes after going to [...]
