A crusty old Marine Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
“Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”
“Negative, [...]

ThinkGeek have come up with a data storage box that is not only fireproof for up to 30 minutes but also waterproof. Not only is it a rock-solid lockbox, hardened against blistering heat and corrosive water, it has a USB connection on the inside of the case. Plug your USB hard-drive into this internal [...]

The Hammacher Schlemmer’s turntable must be the smallest record player I’ve ever seen. Measuring 4.75 inch x 14.25 inch x 8 inch, the device works perfectly with 33 1/3, 45 and 78 RPM LPs. This ultra-portable turntable offers 5 watt speakers and retails for US$99.95.
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A tourist from New York was hiking through the mountains of North Georgia when he came upon the tiniest cabin he had ever seen in his life. Intrigued, he went up and knocked on the door.
‘Anybody home?’ he asked.
‘Yep,’ came a kid’s voice through the door.
‘Is your father there?’ asked the tourist.
‘Pa? Nope, he left [...]