Dec 20, 2008
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he [...]
Jokes & Humour
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Dec 15, 2008
Christmas has come early for the people of Ennis, Co Clare, in the form of 315 jobs, which will be created by Microsemi Corporation as part of an IDA Ireland-supported investment.
Microsemi designs and manufactures high-performance analog and mixed-signal integrated circuits (ICs) and discrete high-reliability (hi-rel) semiconductors.
These high-reliability chips are used in devices that need to [...]
Bits'n'Boredom
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Dec 15, 2008
Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90′s” — equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn’t impressed with his culinary skills, however.
She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, “Poached? I wanted scrambled!”
Undaunted, the [...]
Jokes & Humour
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