Happy Easter From Madcraic
A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “This is phenomenal. You’ve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we’d hire you without a second thought. However, [...]
One afternoon while doing some work in the garden I noticed my dog dragging something under the fence. Upon inspection, to my dismay, I realized it was the next door neighbour’s daughter’s rabbit. For years I had watch her come home from school and head straight out [...]
A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his height and spots a man below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?”
The man below says: “Yes, you’re in a hot air balloon hovering about 30 feet above a [...]
I kid you not! Designed by Tobias Wong, this light switch can control any light fixture (or something else) within 100 feet away. Attach the remote component to the fixture of your choice and simply “flip the switch”. Available in two models: Open edition in Chrome and a Limited Edition of 500 in 14k Gold.
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A travelling salesman of agricultural machinery was on a three week tour through the hinterlands of southern Arkansas and was visiting one particular farmer. He was standing, alongside of the farmer, leaning on the corral rail – as he always did before pitching “the new line of tractors” [...]