Dec 20, 2008
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. “Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.” The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.
He went on, and after awhile he [...]
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Dec 15, 2008
Christmas has come early for the people of Ennis, Co Clare, in the form of 315 jobs, which will be created by Microsemi Corporation as part of an IDA Ireland-supported investment.
Microsemi designs and manufactures high-performance analog and mixed-signal integrated circuits (ICs) and discrete high-reliability (hi-rel) semiconductors.
These high-reliability chips are used in devices that need to [...]
Bits'n'Boredom
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Dec 15, 2008
Jill and John got married. John thought this would be a “marriage of the 90′s” — equal roles for equal partners. So, the first morning back from their honeymoon, he brought Jill breakfast in bed. Jill wasn’t impressed with his culinary skills, however.
She looked disdainfully at the tray, and snorted, “Poached? I wanted scrambled!”
Undaunted, the [...]
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Nov 26, 2008
So you are rich enough to have 4 Wii remotes on the go and your buying your batteries in ridiculous quantities, well here is the solution. Nyko’s Quad Charge Station.
It’s an updated version of the company’s popular Charge Station, with two further docks, NiMH batteries and special rubber-gripped battery covers in black, grey, blue and [...]
Nov 26, 2008
There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in a nursing home and the editor of the local newspaper, “The Distorter”, told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twin bitteys.
One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite [...]
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Nov 25, 2008
Doc,” says Steve, “I want to be castrated.”
“What on earth for?” asks the doctor in amazement.
“It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done” replies Steve.
“But have you thought it through properly?” asks the doctor, “It’s a very serious operation and once it’s done, there’s no going [...]
Jokes & Humour
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