Yes, I definitely feel like this…its a crime since its a friday!

London may or may not get the Olympics, but who cares when, in 2007, you can watch these guys battle it out for the title of most ridiculous facial adornment ever (or something).

Your pirate name is:

Dread Pirate Flint
Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.

Yes just when I thought what you find on the internet superhighway couldn’t get any worse I wandering onto this very lovely site:
Yum Yum!

Do you long for a better way to defrost windscreens? If so, you are a dull man, and this is a site just for you.
A place — in cyberspace — where Dull Men can share thoughts and experiences, free from pressures to be in and trendy,
free instead to enjoy the simple, ordinary things of everyday [...]

Real patents taken out by real inventors/nutters. Like the Gerbil Shirt, that lets your furry friends play anywhere, and the Baby Patter, that pats your baby so you don’t have to.

This man kills gnomes for fun, and then laughs a devilish laugh as they topple, head first, into their little gnome ponds. If you hate gnomes, you’ll love this.