The best urinals in the world, gathered together for your entertainment. As the site says, “the best place to p**s away your time on the Internet.”

You’ve seen them discarded in the alley, dumped by the railway lines, or drowned in the canal. Learn about shopping trolley abuse, and what you can do to stop it.

The true sign of workplace boredom…Shave Your Yeti

London may or may not get the Olympics, but who cares when, in 2007, you can watch these guys battle it out for the title of most ridiculous facial adornment ever (or something).

Do you long for a better way to defrost windscreens? If so, you are a dull man, and this is a site just for you.
A place — in cyberspace — where Dull Men can share thoughts and experiences, free from pressures to be in and trendy,
free instead to enjoy the simple, ordinary things of everyday [...]

Real patents taken out by real inventors/nutters. Like the Gerbil Shirt, that lets your furry friends play anywhere, and the Baby Patter, that pats your baby so you don’t have to.

This man kills gnomes for fun, and then laughs a devilish laugh as they topple, head first, into their little gnome ponds. If you hate gnomes, you’ll love this.