Jokes & Humour
Joke: Shoplifting
An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge he asked her, ‘What did you steal?’
She replied: a can of peaches.
The judge asked her why she had stolen them and she replied that she was hungry.
The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She [...]
Joke: Old Girlfriend
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked,’Do you know her?’
‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up [...]
Some Humour This Tuesday - The Two Ronnies ‘Driving Test’
The Two Ronnies ‘Driving Test’ Sketch
Joke: A Marine And French Lady
The train was packed, and the U. S. Marine Walked the entire length looking for a seat, but a well-dressed, Middle-aged, French woman’s poodle took the Only seat remaining.
The war-weary Marine asked, “Ma’am, may I have that seat?”The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, “Americans are so rude. My little [...]
Funny Pics: Demotivational Signs - Part 3
Joke: The Old Man and God
A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor’s for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ”Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?”
And the man says, ”Oh me and God? We’re tight. We have a real [...]
