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		<title>Joke: Pile Up</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, &#8220;Ah, I see you&#8217;ve regained consciousness. Now you probably won&#8217;t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You&#8217;re going to be ok, you&#8217;ll walk again and everything, but&#8230;&#8230;.your penis was severed in the [...]


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		<title>Joke: Wrong Side Of The Bed</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[As she passed the young novices, Mother Superior said, &#8220;Good morning, ladies,&#8221; and the novices replied, &#8220;Good morning, Mother Superior. May God be with you.&#8221;
But once they were past, she heard one novice say to another, &#8220;She got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.&#8221;
Mother Superior was surprised, but decided not to [...]


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		<title>Joke: A Texan in Ireland</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Texan walks in to a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. Ill give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back.
The room is quiet, and no one takes up [...]


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		<title>Joke: Husband Down</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Apr 2010 15:14:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wall-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
&#8216;What do you think you&#8217;re doing?&#8217; asks the wife.
&#8216;They&#8217;re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,&#8217; he replies.
&#8216;Put them back, we can&#8217;t afford them,&#8217; demands the wife, and so they carry on [...]


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		<title>Joke: Queen Elizabeth &amp; Dolly Parton</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 10:53:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same day.
They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to Heaven.
The angel said &#8220;Unfortunately, there&#8217;s only one space in Heaven today so I must decide which one of you will be admitted.&#8221;
The Angel asked Dolly if there [...]


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		<title>Funny Vid &#8211; Mad TV&#8217;s iPad</title>
		<link>http://madcraic.com/maze/2010/01/28/funny-vid-mad-tvs-ipad</link>
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