Dec 19, 2009
An Irishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
There’s a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. “Father, forgive me, for it’s been a very long time since I’ve been to [...]
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Sep 27, 2009
A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life.
The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn’t seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems.
Finally, he asked, “Do you ever watch your girlfriend’s face while you’re having sex?”
“Well, yes, I did once.”
“Well, how did she [...]
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Sep 25, 2009
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. ‘Good morning,’ said the young man. ‘If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.’
‘Go away!’ [...]
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Sep 23, 2009
1. You have ever tried to repair a €15.00 radio.
2. You think of the gadgets in your office as “friends.”
3. You think your computer looks better without the cover.
4. You have ever purchased an electronic appliance “as is.”
5. You have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
6. You think jokes about being unable [...]
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Aug 6, 2009
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley Davidson Motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage. “Hey Doc, can I ask you a [...]
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Jul 17, 2009
One night at a local bar frequented by a bunch of deer hunters who were waiting for the opening day of deer season, the local sheriff scoped out the joint for possible drunk drivers.
As he waited, eventually a patron stumbled out of the bar, fumbled for his keys, tried them in three different cars until [...]
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Jul 4, 2009
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”
She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
A man stands up, removes [...]
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Jun 6, 2009
Alex was pulled over for speeding down the highway; the officer came to the drivers window and said, “Sir, may I see your drivers license and registration?” Alex said, “Well officer I don’t have a license, it was taken away for a DUI.”
The officer, in surprise, said,” What, do you have a registration for the [...]
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