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The Side Effects Of Alcohol

The Side Effects Of Alcohol

1. Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle.
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward.
2. Symptom: Warm and humid feet.
Cause: You pissed your pants.
Cure: Dry yourself at nearest restroom.
3. Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You’re lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree [...]

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MORE Bitchy Sayings For All Occasions!

MORE Bitchy Sayings For All Occasions!

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One For Da Lads: USB-powered Shaver

One For Da Lads: USB-powered Shaver

So your stuck in front of PC monitor where it seams that 5pm shadow appears 2 hours early!. Why not reach for your USB-Shaver. It doesn’t need us to connect it to an AC power outlet, as its taking power from the USB Port.
Small in size it measures 4½ x 2″. It only costs [...]

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Wacky: Get Insulted!

Wacky: <a href=http://www.urban75.org/useless/insultshow.html>Get Insulted!</a>

He he..trust me, this is well worth having a go at!. Had me in stitches I must say.

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NTL’s ‘spurious’ surcharge

NTL’s ‘spurious’ surcharge

NTL’s decision to charge customers a “handling fee” if they choose to not pay by direct debit is a disgrace. At a company level one understands that it costs more to bill those people that are not on direct debit, and it costs more to administer their accounts. The question I have is what [...]

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Typically Irish! Read 260 times. Trackback Comments Off

Weird: 101 Testicle Recipes!

Weird: <a href=http://www.funlinked.com/testicle/>101 Testicle Recipes!</a>

Not much more I can say on this one!

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Finally Gmail is now Open To All

Finally Gmail is now Open To All

For what seems like years Gmail has been an invite only system, which meant that you couldn’t get an account unless you managed to find someone to send you an invite.
During the early days invites were rare and you could even find them for sale on eBay. I got mine through some New Zealand site [...]

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