Aug 6, 2008
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked,’Do you know her?’
‘Yes,’ I sighed, ‘She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up [...]
Aug 6, 2008
FURTHER spending cuts and Budget tax rises are on the cards after a record slump in the public finances.
Yesterday, Government forecasts for the State coffers were thrown into disarray — just a month after they were made — following a huge €780m shortfall in VAT receipts in July.
Total tax revenues are now more than €2bn [...]
Aug 5, 2008
Now I’ve seen it all! This toaster (Le Grille-Pain Four) features a rotating wire basket that not only prevents the buns from touching the heating elements, but also ensures they get evenly toasted on all sides. there’s even a couple of heating drawers that will keep slices of toast crisp and warm until you’re ready [...]
Aug 5, 2008
This dome shaped Security camera has a 360 degrees allround viewpoint. One single Q-22 camera can view all corners of a room with its special hemispheric lens. It can capture up to 3 Megapixel and zooming at 8x maximum.
It also records directly into 16 GB SD card embedded within the camera accessible through software and [...]
Aug 5, 2008
The Two Ronnies ‘Driving Test’ Sketch
Aug 4, 2008
World Animal Week helps to raise awareness for the difference we can all make to improve animal welfare in Ireland and make the world a better and safer place for all animals that play such a huge part in our lives.
World Animal Week is an annual event which is organized around the feast day (4th [...]
Aug 4, 2008
The train was packed, and the U. S. Marine Walked the entire length looking for a seat, but a well-dressed, Middle-aged, French woman’s poodle took the Only seat remaining.
The war-weary Marine asked, “Ma’am, may I have that seat?”The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular, “Americans are so rude. My little [...]